“I didn’t like my name until you said it.”

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themaltz:

themaltz:

THIS GIRL BEHIND ME IS LOOKING AT DILDOS IN STUDY HALL TELL ME THIS ISN’T HAPPENING

SHE JUST ORDERED ONE OMG

posted 1 day ago | 4 notes | via: themaltz

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

posted 2 days ago | 89,542 notes | via: pizza | source: alotoflance

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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nickslynn:

Paul McCartney and George Harrison of The Beatles perform at Alpha TV studios in Birmingham, England during the filming of ABC TV show “Thank Your Lucky Stars” on December, 15th 1963

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

posted 2 days ago | 688,189 notes | via: justanintrovert | source: hhlil

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

electromas:

naming your art files like

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posted 2 days ago | 21,233 notes | via: swoogy | source: electromas

dutchster:

sillyday:

dutchster:

just a tip if you suffer from acne: wash your face with boiling water. it will kill off any bacteria present on your face

and also burn your fucking face

that’s just a minor side effect

posted 2 days ago | 10,096 notes | via: swoogy | source: dutchster
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